Gerald Mittens is a grey cat of eleven years and a certified public accountant of nine. He holds a degree in Applied Ledger Studies and a small, stubborn bald patch above the left ear from a tax season he calls the Winter of Receipts.
Gerald prepares roughly 340 returns a year. He has never missed a deadline, though he has twice been late to one because a sunbeam moved across the filing cabinet and he felt it would be rude to leave.
His specialty is the complicated household: multiple cats, one human, three litter trays and no agreed cost sharing arrangement. He describes this as the most rewarding work in the profession. He says it without moving his face.
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