When Old Tom passed his assets to his two nieces, the estate consisted of a velvet cushion, 14 bottle caps, a comb and a half share in a chair. Both nieces claimed the cushion. A third niece, previously unknown, appeared on the porch holding a letter.
The letter was a menu. We nonetheless treated it as a claim and reviewed it with the same care as a will. It was found invalid on the grounds that it listed fish only, and Old Tom disliked fish.
The cushion was split by weight and alternate weeks. The chair was valued at $9 and sold to a neighbour. The bottle caps remain with us and are held in a drawer that we are not at liberty to open.